Friday, November 19, 2004

you did not see to listen

well, now the Nigerian Federal Ministry of Finance feels sorry for me. How lovely. and such a timely letter talking about the year of 2003. take a look at this piece of crap...spam...piece of spam.

Attn: Sir,

It is quit unfortunate that year 2003 had passed without your dream being accomplished. Note that I vehemently wrote more than three mails to you as regards a good measure for your contract payment but you did not see to listen to me.

I wish to inform you once more that I am ever willing to assist you get your contract payment without you sending any money here. Note that I will handle every charge here but you must give me a promissory note stating your willingness to give me a reasonable amount of money from your contract payment immediately you get the payment.

You should try and get back to me as soon as possible for more details. The new development will only last for one week.

Regards from,

Mrs. Victoria Okorie
(Deputy Director for payment Federal Ministry of finance Nigeria)

so that's nice to know. I'll be sure to send ol' Vicky an X-mas card with my promissory note! here is another bit of spam wisdom:
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